F**KING SCIENCE. #WhatHaveWeDone #WutIsEvenLufe

F**KING SCIENCE. #WhatHaveWeDone #WutIsEvenLufe

NomNomNomNom. Hey @sexdrugsgames we need to have a night here, with your dad too. #HavanaHouse #Chimay #ThoseTrappistMonksFiguredItOut #CantHaveACigarRightNowOrMaryWouldKillMe (at HAVANA HOUSE CIGARS & LOUNGE WHITTIER)

NomNomNomNom. Hey @sexdrugsgames we need to have a night here, with your dad too. #HavanaHouse #Chimay #ThoseTrappistMonksFiguredItOut #CantHaveACigarRightNowOrMaryWouldKillMe (at HAVANA HOUSE CIGARS & LOUNGE WHITTIER)

At Urth Cafe with the bae @_marypotter #Lattes #TheNewYorker #AmIAHipsterYet

At Urth Cafe with the bae @_marypotter #Lattes #TheNewYorker #AmIAHipsterYet

John Jameson is the only friend I need. He keeps me in good spirits. #GetIt? #HowPunny #WhoAmIKiddingIFuckingHatePuns

John Jameson is the only friend I need. He keeps me in good spirits. #GetIt? #HowPunny #WhoAmIKiddingIFuckingHatePuns

You know the restaurant is Mexican when…. #Lollipops #Molcajete #Chiquihuite

You know the restaurant is Mexican when…. #Lollipops #Molcajete #Chiquihuite

Why fuck around? #ThoseCrazyPeruvians #LomoSaltado #Instalunch

Why fuck around? #ThoseCrazyPeruvians #LomoSaltado #Instalunch

Mexican beer on St. Patty’s? #MiguelMcManus #FoodColoring

Mexican beer on St. Patty’s? #MiguelMcManus #FoodColoring

On some Viking shit right now. With @GrizzlyRicky #WhereTheFuckIsPapa #TheYoungest #Science

On some Viking shit right now. With @GrizzlyRicky #WhereTheFuckIsPapa #TheYoungest #Science

After a 14 hour shift and 4 hours of sleep. #Wut

There was obviously a party here while I was at work. TFTI mom! #MerryChristmasEverybody

There was obviously a party here while I was at work. TFTI mom! #MerryChristmasEverybody

4 years has been long enough. Now I have to store my power in an inanimate object like a peasant. #NewYearNewBiton #MyHeadGetsColdWayFasterNow

4 years has been long enough. Now I have to store my power in an inanimate object like a peasant. #NewYearNewBiton #MyHeadGetsColdWayFasterNow

Last night’s journey with the /b/ros. #TacoHeaven #Dank #PinchePendejo @iwish_iwas_a_rhino @grizzlyricky

Last night’s journey with the /b/ros. #TacoHeaven #Dank #PinchePendejo @iwish_iwas_a_rhino @grizzlyricky

I got the best Christmas present imaginable this morning. After nearly 2 years, my dad came back to the US, now a bonafide citizen. Welcome to ‘Murica dad!

I got the best Christmas present imaginable this morning. After nearly 2 years, my dad came back to the US, now a bonafide citizen. Welcome to ‘Murica dad!

Learning the secrets to cooking a perfect pork shoulder and watching the Bengals get spanked with my uncle. #OhAndAPotato

Learning the secrets to cooking a perfect pork shoulder and watching the Bengals get spanked with my uncle. #OhAndAPotato

The most beautiful bitch in the world right now 💚

The most beautiful bitch in the world right now 💚